Falsies Review/Quick Tutorial...Revlon Beyond Natural Lashes!

I went out like the above once in public, and it didn't go so well. I got a massive ear-full from the woman who was giving me a facial, she took it upon herself to tell me what men like (she looked like this by the way), and what make up was appropriate for night and for day. I didn't even bother to try and explain to her that I was just testing out my Twiggy make up, that I didn't think I would be going out at all etc, (not to mention the fact that I am a grown woman and it is none of her business whatsoever). I adore Twiggy and the make up look she made popular, I even bought a vintage pair of "Twiggy Lashes" that were sold in 1967:

In this whole ensemble I was not wearing an false lashes however (this may have thrown babushka over the edge). The allure of falsies is such a mythical, magical one, they are so glamorous and finding just the right thickness and length for your eyes can be an art form. I don't wear them daily, but I love having them as an option for a special occasion.

Here's what we're working with in today's review:

FYI - these lashes do not come with adhesive, so I used Duo, which I had around and have always had good luck with. I got a set of the "Double Wink" lashes (the thickness of two sets, mid 60's style) and they are very soft and nice feeling. So after grabbing the lashes with my tweezers, I applied a thin layer of the adhesive like so:

Wait 30 seconds (for the glue to get sticky), bend them gently between your thumbs to loosen them up, then grab your tweezers again and apply:

(Use the tweezers to help push the lashes into your natural lash line!)

                                                              

With the lashes:                                   Without:                                                    

Now as you can see they are a bit much for a normal day at the office (depending on your place of work!) 

If I were going to wear these out (at night) I would have 

trimmed them to start about there --->

You want them to start where your normal lashes do, but for the purposes of pictures and a review I just left them as is. They have a wide variety of sizes that would also be perfect for day/work wear, as well as sets of smaller lashes to customize to your liking:

All are relatively cheap (about $4 at Target) too, so not much to dislike really, it's definitely something I would buy again. Duo also makes falsies which are not bad either, but I found the Revlon ones to be a bit softer.

Thanks for reading and hope this helps saves ya a bit of time/money, till next time darlings!

Quick Product Review - Impress Press on Manicure

So in my pursuit to add a little glamour to my life, I decided to try the above mentioned product, kinda adorable in it's cute little nail polish bottle packaging:

After all, every polished lady of the 40's and 50's had their nails done, so I had to make the effort. Why not just paint my nails you ask? Well because I lack that dainty, lady like quality one needs for manicured nails, I think my longest no-chip stint was about three hours. Which brings us back to the press-ons. I choose a classic red, and it was really very pretty in person. 

Here's what they look like on: (excuse the bad lighting/my old lady hands, but you get the idea)

They give you a variety of sizes in the bottle, you go through and find the right size for each nail, peel off the sticky, and badda bing! Some of them were a little large/long for each finger, and you can't tell by the picture, but there was a weird sort of small tab at the end of each finger tip (I guess to show you which way out?), both of which I think would have been fine after some filing. Problem is it turns out I'm not a fake nails kind of girl either :( I ripped them off after about two hours. The feeling of them tugging on my own nail just kinda gave me the creeps. I do think this is a really great product however and still a good option for special occasions.  It definitely delivers on it's promises and looks very nice, unfortunately it's just not for me. Once I can find shellac that is not tested on animals that will be my next adventure in manicures, but for the time being I will just have to be content with my toes done and to let my nails run free :)

Top Eyeliner Picks-Every Retro Gal's Must Have!

Eyeliner is a massive Godsend, I'm not being over dramatic, it really is. Without it I look a mess, and not a hot mess either, just a mess. See, even Barbie had some killer line-age going on, she knew what was up:

 I remember when I first fell in love with eyeliner, I was about 14 or 15, dressing up as a Go-Go dancer for Halloween. I wore a beautiful "far out" dress (which I still have) handmade by my lovely Mom, and as I did my liquid eyeliner for the first time in the Cabaña bathroom,  it was like a whole new world opened up to me. Immediately I was in love with this dramatic, heavy-eyed look, even the feel of it on my eyelids. It took me a few years to work up my nerve and wear it out in public (remember this was before people became quite so de-sensitized to vintage), but after that I never looked back.



That's exactly what I looked in my dress. Exactly. ---->



Or not. At any rate, over the years I've grown to be really picky about my eyeliners, especially liquid. So I thought I'd save everyone the time, money and frustration of sifting though a ton of brands, and give my favorite picks for pencil and liquid eyeliners. Here is my criteria:

1. Is it tested on animals? (Obviously we are looking for a NO here, and are going off of their website)
2. How good is the formula? (No cracking for the liquids, no raccoon eyes etc)
3. Price
4. Accessibility (All of my picks are drug store brands)


So you are lucky enough to live in the U.K., France, Australia etc (basically most countries aside from the U.S.) pick yourself up one of these little gems, Bourjois Liner Pinceau:

This stuff is the best of the best, has a really thick formula that lasts all day and night without cracking, and is readily available in drug stores (and at corresponding prices!), for the above mentioned countries.




That is not the case here in the U.S., I used to order this from Asos.com but sadly my budget is just not having it anymore, and seeing as it was coming to about $15 for one tube I am inclined to agree. Le sigh.

Thus my new liquid eyeliner of choice,
NYC/New York Color Liquid Eyeliner:

I wish I had discovered this sooner, and honestly I can't tell the difference between this and the above, it stays just as long, doesn't crack, and has a nice thin brush. The brush is the key here, I'm not a fan of the "felt tip". Some people find it easier to work with but I personally prefer the brush, you can get more detailed, and shape the line exactly as you please. These go for about 3 bucks a pop at Target, Wal-Mart, Walgreens, etc.  

Now onto pencils. 


The winner in this category is the very budget friendly e.l.f. Eye Brightening Pencil, sells for $1 at Target, and even comes with a little sharpener!  I did not have any problems with it smudging, and as an added bonus it went on very smoothly. So what's not to love really!

There is a third category of eyeliners if neither one of these strikes your fancy, and that is crayon or "gel" eyeliner. Gel usually comes in a little pot and you need a brush to use it, aka too much hassle for me, which is why the crayon is better choice if you are a fan of this formula. My pick of from this category is the Revlon ColorStay Eyeliner Crayon:

Now, when they say "ColorStay" they mean Color. Stay. Sometimes a little bit too much, which in washing off can lead to excessive eye rubbing and wrinkles later on yadda yadda. But it absolutely works and does what it says it will. 

No matter what eyeliner you choose though, these kind of cotton swabs are essential:

 Usually called "cosmetics applicators" for some reason, but that's just a fancy name for a pointed Q-Tip. These are a life saver! All those hours of  swearing and starting all over again could have been severely reduced with these puppies. They sell for $2 at Target for a box of 75 (I use one a day).

Hope this helped narrow down your search for the perfect eyeliner, au revoir darlings!